Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. Not necessarily. I could be arguing in my spare time.

Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed! Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

We interrupt this program to annoy you and make things generally irritating. This is boring. Let's go watch a stoning.

What is the capital of Assyria? It's a Mr. Death, dear. He's here about the reaping. I told you to lay off the beans, you whore! I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wildflowers. I put own womens' clothing, and hang around in bars.